I submitted one like last week

9/24/2025 11:41:28 AM

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"joke years were always visible on joke_list.aspx but I added it to the page for individual jokes too"

Same day results from an offhand request. That's some quality service! Thank you for listening to us, qntmfred!

9/24/2025 2:55:27 PM

This ain't no "web relic"! It's dynamic! That's change we can all celebrate!

9/24/2025 3:11:30 PM

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"Hung Chow telephones his boss's office, saying... Hung Chow telephones his boss's office, saying, "Hey, boss - I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls:... "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house"! submitted by Arab13 on Tuesday, November 12 2002 at 4:05 PM "

I liked froshkillers joke about man with 5 dicks having underwear that fit like a glove

9/26/2025 11:45:49 AM

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"Mildred, a 93 year old woman... Mildred was a 93-year-old woman, particularly despondent over the death of her husband, Earl. She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast." Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee. submitted by Douche Bag on Monday, October 10 2005 at 2:30 PM"

Hah

9/28/2025 1:10:48 PM

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"A man is in a hotel... A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." submitted by chocoholic on Sunday, May 26 2002 at 3:50 PM "

Lol the lady wanted to bwn

11/3/2025 3:52:54 PM

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"Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.' submitted by eahanhan on Thursday, October 23 2003 at 10:02 PM "

Haha thats cute eahanhan

11/6/2025 5:05:25 PM

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"Stewie Griffin says... i'm going to killlll you!!! submitted by idiotninja on Friday, April 15 2005 at 11:37 PM"

Man. What a side splitter!

12/3/2025 8:13:02 AM

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"Back in Nam The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired immediately his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points on the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished. The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000. The second man, a Marine general, asked them to measure from the tip of his up-stretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000. When the third general, a grizzled old Army General, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man: "From the tip of my penis to my testicles." The pension man suggested that perhaps the Army general might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had received. The Army general insisted and the pension expert said that would be fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do the measuring. The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he said, "Where are your testicles?" "In Vietnam" the general replied. submitted by ShawnaC123 on Saturday, December 8 2001 at 3:58 AM "

Good one shawnac123!

12/9/2025 10:30:15 AM